Haunted House Home Remedies

This awful painting of a clown in the throes of utter agony was left by the previous owners. To your dismay, this wretched object is cemented to the wall with what you swear must be industrial grade adhesive. It’s eyes follow you back and forth across the room, watching your every move with a look of utter despair. You spend hours staring at this thing. You swear you’ve seen it blink. You’ve touched the eyes. They’re fleshy.

Whether you’re married or dating, it's hard to be intimate when a clown is silently, sadly judging you at all times.

Turn that frown upside down! Paint over the clown’s forlorn features to bring out it’s natural charm. Now instead of being on edge, everyone who steps foot in the room will get a warm fuzzy feeling as the guardian angel of the house protectively watches over them. Big brother never felt so comforting.

You go to bed. You wake up in the middle of the night. You hear heavy breathing. You feel something tug on the sheets, slowly grading them off the foot of the bed. You’re too scared to move. A terrifying, monstrous hand reaches up from under your bed and grabs you by the ankle! You thrash and scream and turn the lights on. There’s nothing there. You check under the bed. A pair of haunting, glowing eyes stares back at you through otherwise pitch black darkness.

This creature has a foot fetish. Get this thing out of your house ASAP. Unfortunately, you’re going to need to call a spiritual expert for an exorcism here, as these spirits are persistent, and it will severely tank the value of your home if you try to sell with the toe tickler still present.