Kitchen
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Otherwordly Portal to Pain Dimension
There is an enormous portal to another reality on your kitchen floor. The realtor said it’s a link to a “Dimension of Unimaginable Pain and Suffering” but you have no way of verifying that as you’re definitely not about to go through it. Wherever it may lead, what goes in never comes out. It is otherwise not particularly dangerous and hasn’t grown since the late 60’s. Nevertheless, it is an annoyingly large hole that you must carefully trapeze with the constant fear of flailing in. You’ve already lost one phone to this thing.
Solution
This is quite an easy problem to fix. Just cover it up with the material of your choice. A large tarp, plywood, a nice thick piece of clear acrylic so you can still enjoy the beautiful swirling lights; anything will do, and you’ll never have to worry about anything or anyone falling in ever again. If you’re looking for a more fun option and your ceilings are high enough, consider slapping a trampoline over it. Trips to the kitchen just became 100x more delightful!
Secret Passageway Behind Fridge
You feel an odd wind coming from the fridge. You firmly press the doors to make sure they’re closed and check the seal. No leaks. After a puzzling moment, you realize the wind is coming from behind the fridge. You pull the fridge away from the wall, enough to wiggle behind it. To your surprise, you find a doorway, leading to a narrow passageway with a set of stairs heading down, below your house, deep into a pit of darkness.
You’re positive the house didn’t have a secret passage or a basement marked on any of the plans.
Solution
Do you live in a stand your ground state? If yes, grab your gun and proceed with caution.
If no, contact the police and get out! This isn’t a supernatural problem, it’s a squatter problem! Who do you think killed the last owners?